Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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