After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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