what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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