The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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