the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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