I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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