i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Oh Jesus.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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