Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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