Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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