i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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