Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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