Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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