if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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