And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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