Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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