I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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