I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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