He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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