Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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