If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
