idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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