Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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