nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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