How'd it feel making her break her religion?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
