Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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