i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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