First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Randomize
