I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
There's always time for handjobs
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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