I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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