I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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