it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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