Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
How naked do you want me to be?
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