Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize