he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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