So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
