Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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