i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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