Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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