One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
