I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
