so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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