Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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