We're facebook friends in real life
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
All the doctor said was why
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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