I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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