both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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