he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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