so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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