I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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