The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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