is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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