return my video game
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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