i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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