I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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