Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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