If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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