and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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