My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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