discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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