You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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