i was born a porn star she said
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We are all done wearing pants today
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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